Sunday, January 11, 2004


My friend Brian M. has been sending me these awesome texts messages the past couple of days. They're so good that i feel guilty keeping them all to myself, so enjoy:

What is 6ft tall, has blue eyes, and is drunk enough to fall down a flight of stairs?

Even angels blow their loads when I dance.

Sadly i erased a text he once sent me that talked about rainbow koalas. He is a genius. He also made me a portrait of Neil Diamond using his own pubic hair for Neil's chest hair. I have yet to actually get this portrait since I insisted he frame it first, but i've seen photos and it's amazing.

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